The Wit and Wisdom (and Malapropisms) of Dorrie Evans

Dorrie Evans

"Why wasn't I told?"

"It's enough to drive a body beresk."

"I am quite ardamant about that."

"Speaking for myself, personally, alone..."

"I prefer to remain ambiguous about that."

"It is a well-known fact."

"That is all my eye and Mary Martin."

"Life is not always a bowl of cherubs."

"That is a horse of an entirely different colour."

"Pardon me for protruding..."

PARTING COMMENT (in the last episode):
"We've passed a lot of water under the bridge."

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